A JEWISH PIXIE

Temecula, CA – As you may have gathered, Kixi is a special mole, like some of the larger churches have couple that tackle the strange cases, the weird cases, the whimsical cases. That’s when you need someone a little over the edge with just a lean, like they shoulda had a V-8. People like that are hard to find. They are rare and I only ran across one other. Alas, it didn’t end as well as it could have and I’ve made amends. But this story isn’t about Kixi as Kixi, it’s about why Kixi is called Kixi. This story is for stoners, and about a special ‘invention’ from a Jewish pixie. The Origin of Kixi.

“If you’re like me, you’re too wired to grow a garden. Too mobile; too up, too down. Also these days you’re too broke to puff the shit you see in the magazines. You look around in head shops for the basics and they got more gizmos than The Price Is Right. WTF? Here’s what you do to save some leaf and some green, MJG* style.”

”You roll in and bust loose with the ‘shake special’ from any d-shop**. That always comes in a fat plastic medical bottle with a moisture seal, though like most processed meds, it’s dry as a bone. Stop also and grab a lemon or orange on the way home from the store. When you get home, dump out all the shake from the medicine bottle, but don’t worry about it drying out. You can, cough cough, set it aside and out of the way.”

“Next peel off a one inch square patch of the rind and remove any pulp the next layer, the white pith. Dice this square patch into chunks with a pentagon center piece and place all chunks  skin peel (shiny side) facing up on the bottom of the bottle. Use a toothpick to work this. Dump your dry or drying shake back in the bottle and replace the lid. Leave out overnight.”

“Remove the lid in morning and enjoy the tasty fruits of your Kixi, the humidor that works in the way of Tesla, - for free”

“Funny you don’t look Jewish”, but Kixi was already gone and the bowl was toast.

(* - Mary Jane Green; ** - dispensary - Ed)